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Sameed googles his own name when he’s stuck. Confidence: 10/10.
Aug. 2, 2025, 10:05 p.m.
Me: "Don't touch anything."
Sameed: touches everything.
Wi-Fi down.
Code gone.
Printer on fire.
Aug. 2, 2025, 10:04 p.m.
Sameed: "Let's start fresh."
Deletes half the project.
Now we have no code — but plenty of anxiety.
Aug. 2, 2025, 10:04 p.m.
Sameed: "Trust me, this will work."
Code: crashes immediately.
Sameed: "Interesting... must be a compiler issue."
Aug. 2, 2025, 10:04 p.m.
Sameed: "Let’s pull an all-nighter!"
Also Sameed: asleep by 9 PM.
Ordered 3 pizzas.
No code. No bites.
Just tears.
Aug. 2, 2025, 10:03 p.m.
Sameed’s commit messages: ‘idk’, ‘pls work’, and ‘it’s 3am’.
Aug. 2, 2025, 10:01 p.m.
"If I had a dollar for every smart thing you said… I'd still be broke." 💸🤡
Aug. 2, 2025, 9:57 p.m.
"You're like a software update — every time I see you, you take up more space and slow everything down." 💻🐌📶
Aug. 2, 2025, 9:57 p.m.
"Your secrets are always safe with me. I never even listen when you tell them." 🔐🙉😅
Aug. 2, 2025, 9:56 p.m.